PORTLAND - former Portland explorers basketball player and current seals Portrait Studio tripod Greg Oden took time out from holding cameras steady to apologize for a reports scandal. Oden has been working as a tripod at sears for the year just gone after he realized his basketball career was not going to take off. 'I was holding a camera steady for this couple in matching denim shirts with 2 dogs when my photographer related there was a telephone call for me,' said Oden. 'I set the camera on the floor and we had to halt the shoot because nobody else could keep the camera steady like I could.' When Oden answered the phonephone, he heard about how he was all over the gossip blogs. He right away made an apology to his fans, his coworkers at sears and the millions of folks out there with little lovelies. 'I didn't mean to cause any trouble,' claimed a sincere Oden. 'I was just attempting to get this seals job.'. TAUNTR.com
